Monday, December 28, 2009

Getting Gigli with It: Women Want Ben Affleck's Baby



(I'm guessing they haven't seen "Daredevil.")

The actor/director/serial Jennifer-romancer was named the most popular choice at the sperm factory, which lets clients request donors who resemble celebrities as varied as Tom Cruise and, er, Rick Moranis, the Telegraph reports.

"There are more men out there who look like Rick Moranis than Brad Pitt," a Cryobank spokesman explained.

The Cryobank had to "retire" a David Beckham lookalike's little swimmers due to high demand. Guess Affleck is the next best thing.

Now that's pretty depressing.

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