Getting Gigli with It: Women Want Ben Affleck's Baby

Clearly mesmerized by his adorable celebabe Violet, female clients of the California Cryobank sperm bank are "Good Will Hunting" for donors who look like Ben Affleck.

(I'm guessing they haven't seen "Daredevil.")

The actor/director/serial Jennifer-romancer was named the most popular choice at the sperm factory, which lets clients request donors who resemble celebrities as varied as Tom Cruise and, er, Rick Moranis, the Telegraph reports.

"There are more men out there who look like Rick Moranis than Brad Pitt," a Cryobank spokesman explained.

The Cryobank had to "retire" a David Beckham lookalike's little swimmers due to high demand. Guess Affleck is the next best thing.

Now that's pretty depressing.

Gonna Make You Sweat! Women Can Detect Man's Attraction by His Sweat

Open those nostrils wide, gals.

According to a new study from Rice University, the smell of a man's sweat signals his attraction, the Telegraph reports.

Um...yay?

Dr. Denise Chen classified two groups of sweat for the purposes of her study: "normal" sweat, which was produced by males watching educational videos (zzzz) and "sexual" sweat, produced by dudes watching sexually explicit videos (!!!!).

When asked to smell the two varieties, women's brain activity responded to the sexual sweat, suggesting that women, albeit subconsciously, can sniff out whether or not a man is attracted to her.

That's the good news. The bad news: Having to get a whiff of his armpit juice.

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